10/30/07

Uppity uppers

These old shoelaces go too easily untied
Failing even my best double knots
Oh Lord, believe me I've tried
Every trick in the book we were issued as tots.
So see here lace-ups, give me a listen
I'll take no more insolence from you
Shape up this instant or I'm switchin'
To a steadfast and tasseled slip on shoe.

5 comments:

CarolynArtist said...

I heard Geezer shoes are on sale at Kmart ...Blue Light special...and you won't have to bend over Jack! tee hee hee

Anonymous said...

Did you get a shoe horn? They make them with long poles, you can use as a walking aid as well ;p

Anonymous said...

velcro, man! velcro! My boys love velcro shoes.

'course you would look cute in a pair of hot red pumps!

Mike said...

That was great! Oh wait, I read that a month ago.

CarolynArtist said...

What's up Mike? Hear any good jokes?